NEVER waste a drop.
Yep, yep, the lot to take away mate.
Just a light snack.
Slightly regretting this blind date.
I know all you bitches are going to be swiping right when you see this on Tinder.
I’ve got enough for all of you, don’t worry,
After 5 pints of lager and 6 whiskey shots. My head is banging today.
I made her wash her foot before I slept on it. Standard.
Pugs guide to DIY
Don’t be fucking stupid, pugs don’t do DIY. We let the other mugs do it while we sleep.
Hope that has cleared things up.
'Yeh mate, it's your round'
Tight bastard, I knew he was trying to do a runner before getting the drinks in. Not on my watch pal, I got a thirst on.
I’m known as ‘The Slider’, this is one of the reasons.
I’ll let you figure out the others…..
The Struggle is real, NEVER GIVE UP homies.