I’m known as ‘The Slider’, this is one of the reasons.

I’ll let you figure out the others…..

People are complaining about how others completely absorbed with getting information and being loved thanks to these super duper clever phones, tablets and whatever stupid bright screen thing they stare at.
I, however, could not give a shit. While this dumbass is trying to take the perfect selfie (which we all know won’t happen), I’m clearing the table and eating like a king.
Write a status about that, bitch.

People are complaining about how others completely absorbed with getting information and being loved thanks to these super duper clever phones, tablets and whatever stupid bright screen thing they stare at.

I, however, could not give a shit. While this dumbass is trying to take the perfect selfie (which we all know won’t happen), I’m clearing the table and eating like a king.

Write a status about that, bitch.

I always sleep this well after a good shag.