People are complaining about how others completely absorbed with getting information and being loved thanks to these super duper clever phones, tablets and whatever stupid bright screen thing they stare at.
I, however, could not give a shit. While this dumbass is trying to take the perfect selfie (which we all know won’t happen), I’m clearing the table and eating like a king.
Write a status about that, bitch.

People are complaining about how others completely absorbed with getting information and being loved thanks to these super duper clever phones, tablets and whatever stupid bright screen thing they stare at.

I, however, could not give a shit. While this dumbass is trying to take the perfect selfie (which we all know won’t happen), I’m clearing the table and eating like a king.

Write a status about that, bitch.

I always sleep this well after a good shag.

Just managed to escape from a hairy situation.
I was messing around with this Beagle in December, cute as hell and really feisty. It was a whirl wind romance but then she had to leave. So she emails me yesterday saying she’s had puppies but she doesn’t know if I’m the father. Apparently she has a things for pugs.
She sent a photo of them, pretty sure they aren’t mine, they’re black…. 

Just managed to escape from a hairy situation.

I was messing around with this Beagle in December, cute as hell and really feisty. It was a whirl wind romance but then she had to leave. So she emails me yesterday saying she’s had puppies but she doesn’t know if I’m the father. Apparently she has a things for pugs.

She sent a photo of them, pretty sure they aren’t mine, they’re black….