Ok, yeh I do have a softer side. My mum isn’t here at the moment and yes, I admit it, I miss her a lot.
I only miss her though because the dumb bitch looking after me doesn’t make my food properly and is obsessed with trying to teach me to ‘sit’, good luck with that one!
To compensate for this terrible treatment I’ve been shitting in her shoes. I win.
Come back mum.