Ok, yeh I do have a softer side. My mum isn’t here at the moment and yes, I admit it, I miss her a lot.
I only miss her though because the dumb bitch looking after me doesn’t make my food properly and is obsessed with trying to teach me to ‘sit’, good luck with that one!
To compensate for this terrible treatment I’ve been shitting in her shoes. I win.
Come back mum.

Ok, yeh I do have a softer side. My mum isn’t here at the moment and yes, I admit it, I miss her a lot.

I only miss her though because the dumb bitch looking after me doesn’t make my food properly and is obsessed with trying to teach me to ‘sit’, good luck with that one!

To compensate for this terrible treatment I’ve been shitting in her shoes. I win.

Come back mum.

Jesus….. Trying to find the perfect Valentines present for my favourite bitch is too tiring. There are just too many options and these bitches are getting demanding.
So I’m settling on a nice little walk around the park and I’ll try to not get into any fights, however, no promises made if I see that idiot of a Jack Russell. And I won’t shit, there, that sounds superb.

Jesus….. Trying to find the perfect Valentines present for my favourite bitch is too tiring. There are just too many options and these bitches are getting demanding.

So I’m settling on a nice little walk around the park and I’ll try to not get into any fights, however, no promises made if I see that idiot of a Jack Russell. And I won’t shit, there, that sounds superb.

I’m sure you are like me and totally zone out when you’re meant to be working. I hardly ever do any paper work but yesterday I decided to tackle the mountain of fan letters that arrive daily.
I saw this hot black pug the other day and I can’t get her off my mind, oh and a steak. I really want a rare steak too. I’ll flip a coin to see what I get first.
I’ll tell you though some of those letters are down right dirty and I love it. Keep ‘em coming ladies.

I’m sure you are like me and totally zone out when you’re meant to be working. I hardly ever do any paper work but yesterday I decided to tackle the mountain of fan letters that arrive daily.

I saw this hot black pug the other day and I can’t get her off my mind, oh and a steak. I really want a rare steak too. I’ll flip a coin to see what I get first.

I’ll tell you though some of those letters are down right dirty and I love it. Keep ‘em coming ladies.